As you may know, Franz Liszt (1811-1886) is remembered as a virtuoso pianist and composer. His adaptations in piano performance and technique are a cornerstone in the study of the instrument while his contribution to composition is widely celebrated today. While Liszt’s intellectual pursuits and achievements deserve their recognition, today I want to honor his endowment to sexiness. In case you didn’t know, Franz Liszt was a total hottie.
Wow! What a charmer! Look at that casual pose combined with his wizened facial expression! That outfit too! Liszt sure knew how to dress himself! So stylish! Very handsome! His hands look so strong but he would only touch you tenderly. My feelings for you are a rhapsody of affection.
Oh Franz, you rascal! His eyes glimmer with so much knowledge and power, but also such grace! Imagine looking into those while he plays Consolation No. 3, which he says he composed just for you! "(Oh Franz, do you say that to all your dates?") How could you resist this smoldering god?
Liszt was the Fabio of his day! I bet if electric fans had been invented, his hair would be gently blowing in this portrait! I think I need a fan in front of me right now, because looking at the composer is making me sweat a little. Look at his lips! They look like gentle rose pedals.
"Hubba, Hubba!" Look at those hand! He looks like he could hold you firmly but gently as he hugs you closer, and could you imagine gazing deeply into those eyes? I bet he smells sweet like pine trees combined with the subtle odor of a man who is about to rock your world. He looks a little troubled because his love for you is overwhelming. You should see how I look right now, because I'm drooling.
This is how I imagine Franz would look on our wedding day as we exchange vows of eternal love and devotion to each other. Would you look at that physique? Liszt definitely never skips leg day - jee wiz! What is in his hands you ask? Why, it must be his latest composition inspired by his deep and tender feelings towards me! Oh Franz, you are such a darling.
We are each other’s Liebestraume.
Liszt changed the etiquette of solo piano recitals by performing them exclusively from the side. This was so everyone could see his intricate fingerwork, but more importantly, so they could admire his stunning profile! Wow!! His face looks like it was carved by angels.
Here we see that we have some competition. I like to pretend like I am standing outside the window and he is gazing at me while he seduces all these other people with his solo impromptu. They all think this is for their benefit, but really he is expressing everything towards me because I am his one and only love and he is the only man for me.
Look at this selfie! So dark and alluring - almost like a forbidden love! He looks so serious, but also so tender and warm. He looks like he needs a hug, or maybe a little spanking.
I might need to take a cold shower! Thank you Liszt for your contribution to sexiness and music, no one comes close to you in both departments!